WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
but the merman texting on his conch
they’re both texting holy shit
An apology is a good way to have the last word.
… Not even water?